Chuck Norris Facts

No matter what time of the day it is, if you want a good laugh this will sure do it! Check out these facts about Chuck Norris and why he is a legend!

1. Guns don’t kill people - Chuck Norris kills people.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep - He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds - Walk and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting - Chuck Norris goes killing!

Be sure to check out more of these funny facts here:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/