Ninja Blogger Jacks Laptop Computer

Today, a blogger we will refer to as the Ninja Blogger, allegedly inconspicously removed a computer from a chain computer outlet, which we will refer to a CC, while in broad daylight.  The supposed Ninja apparently cased the facilities earlier last week, and at that time he was undetected as well, according to a group of skateboard punks outside the business.  The group leader reported, "We couldn't see a thing, but we knew something strange was going on.  There was a noise straight out of the X-Files and then….nothing."  The boy had recently purchased a bottle of soda and a candy bar, but upon inspection, found that the bottle was empty and the candy bar had been replaced with a granola bar. 

Another boarder spoke up saying, "That Ninja dude is the shiznit…Tony Hawk has nothing on him! Fo' shizzle!"

The actions of the Ninja were discovered this morning from a letter post-marked 3 days ago.  Apparently, the mail room employee received the letter, contacted the store manager, Chuck Wallyford, to alert him that a computer was stolen, but the manager went to check inventory and all was accounted for.  The store manager then diverted his attention to help a customer, turned back around, and the laptop was gone.  In it's place instead was a note that read "Ninja Blogger Wuz Here."

Also, in the letter (shown below) was a picture of the Ninja Blogger with the laptop.  How the picture was taken before the laptop was removed, then placed in an envelope postmarked 3 days earlier, and then received by the store before the laptop was even gone remains a mystery.  Wallyford told the press, "The Ninja Blogger moves like a ghost across bare rock… there is no way to hear him and no way to see him.  And if you do, it's too late anyway…kiss your happy ass goodbye!"