A salty old seargent is at a gala event when a sexy young woman approaches him.  She sees that he is highly decorated and says, "I bet you have seen a lot of action, but when was the last time you had sex?"  Unwavering, the seargent replies, "1959."  The young lady was taken back and exclaims, "that is way too long for a hero like you!"  She leads him to the back and rocks his world.  Afterword, she replies, "Wow, you haven't lost a thing since 1959."  The crusty seargent looks up at the clock and replies, "I would hope not, it's only 2130 now."