Courtney Culkinwas Playboy magazine’s Playmate of the Month for April 2005. Courtney had initially auditioned to be the 50th Anniversary Playmate in 2003 and was accepted as a Playmate. However, because of the sheer number of women who auditioned for this nationwide search, it took a Ms. Culkin a two year wait for guys to see her as Playmate.

If Courtney Culkin can hold out that long, then she’s probably single, too. Looks like you may have a chance after all — if you find her drunk and suicidal.