Michael Jackson is Back - He Just Can’t Beat It

Well OK, he probably can… and children and monkeys are taking Wacko Jacko’s move back very seriously. According to SnarkyGossip.com, Michael Jackson is back in the United States after living in Bahrain, France and Ireland. He emerged today to confirm to The AP that he is back after more than a year in self-imposed exile following his acquittal in a high-profile child molestation trial that ended in June 2005. They also said he is on the comeback trail - planning a pair of “fan appreciation events” in Japan in March, one of which will charge $3,300 for the opportunity to meet the Gloved One.