K-Fed Finally Gets K-Paid

According to the latest issue of Life&Style, Britney Spears and K-Fed have resolved their custody issues, with Britney retaining physical custody of Sean and Jayden. In monetary matters, K-Fed will receive half of the earnings from the sale of their $13.5 million Malibu estate, $500 000 in cash and all the lovely jewels he received during their short marriage.  Unfortunately, K-Fed may not get to keep his Ferrari due to the pre-nup they signed. At this point, I am not sure who should have the kids.  Neither one of them is very stable. 

And besides, what does K-Fed need with a Ferrari?  He should be driving a lowered 70’s Impala with awesome hydrolics for that pimped out feel…..not some Italian car.  Unfortunately, all the money in the world is not going to help those two little boys.  Maybe Angelina, Jennifer or Madonna will adopt them?