Anna Nicole Smith's body is not even in the ground yet and Hollywood is already planning a feature film biopic about her life. Their choice to play the ex-stripper from Texas looks to be no other than Charlize Theron. Hell, you couldn't make up a life story like Anna's. Studios are falling over themselves to pay tribute to this most interesting woman. There are a number of actresses earmarked to play Anna, with Charlize the favorite. Now let's recall that Anna Nicole Smith was one step away on the mental ladder from having to wear floaties in the bathtub, so let's not pretend that just because she died she's Marilyn Monroe, which by the way Theron has already played.