Well, Britney Spears is back on her feet after a stint at the rehab center. The singer has been mocked by the press recently for her antics, but was overheard saying that her new look has really opened a lot of doors for her. Within 24 hours out of rehab, Britney’s people have already booked her as a representative for a household cleaning product. In related news, a big white guy with a bald head is suing Britney.