Last night, Paris Hilton was pulled over because she was not using the headlights on her car while she was driving. You would think they would work after the load of cash she dropped on it, right? Well, Paris' rep had this to say, “The parking lot is brightly lit so she had not noticed that her headlights were not activated.” Did I mention she had a suspended license, too!

Hilton had her car towed after this incident because of her suspended license. Hilton's rep said this was news to his client, who probably figured she didn’t need an actual license because Paris figured no one would mess with her. Please! Paris has been messed with plenty, and I'm sure a couple of guys messed with her that night. She has a reputation to live up to, you know? Somebody saw her headlights!