Jessica Simpson and John Mayer Photos

Here are Jessica Simpson and John Mayer out on the town and they look to be, unfortunately, very smitten with one another. In the picture above, it’s obvious that John is reciting his song “Wonderland” as he firmly grabs Jessica’s ass and pulls her yet closer into his clutches. Run, Jessica, run! You’re not thinking straight — unless you are just looking for short-term casual sex! In which case, give me a shout.

The only thing you did was rebound straight into John Mayer’s hands. Go. Now. He’s like the wicked witch of the west!