What’s better than Sports Illustrated bikini pics? Man, you guessed it! It’s the SI body paint “bikini” pics! So since we are both on the same page, here for you we present the SI Body Paint Gallery for your viewing pleasure. But before you head right to the photos (as if you haven’t already?), let me run something by you. Why didn’t anyone ever tell us that body painting really hot, nude models could be a career? 

I just have to wonder, how long it takes to apply these quasi swimsuits? Guess I’ll never know…. now everybody in the water!