Paris Hilton is a Twinkie

What the hell was Paris Hilton thinking when she woke up and put this dress on?  I guess she could have had her eyes closed and just grabbed for the first piece of clothing she could reach.  Even with that said, why did she have this nasty-ass dress in her closet. I’m a dude and can tell that shit is a no go!

Of course, perhaps all of her other “Girls Gone Wild” t-shirts were dirty. Whatever the reason may be, I suddenly got the urge to eat a twinkie! See you later Paris Hilton, baby!