Pics of Jessica Simpson at the Beach

Check out Jessica Simpson and John Mayer out along the California shoreline soaking up a little sun, playing in the ocean, and taking some creepy pictures. If I were John Mayer I too would be taking pictures of Jessica at the beach to remind me of the memories. I mean, once she comes to her senses, the fun is over!

But John, rookie mistake! If you are bringing Jessica Simpson to the beach AND bringing a camera, why, I ask, why is she like 90% clothed?