Britney Spears Drops Paris Hilton Like Bad Habit

Troubled pop star Britney Spears reportedly cut all ties with socialite Paris Hilton after she realized their hard partying was doing no good for her image. Wow…what a surprise. Do you detect sarcasm? Good. According to a former public relations rep of Hilton’s socialite pal Kim Kardashian, Britney allegedly ended the friendship as soon as she saw her reputation plummet. At exactly what point was that? It kind of seemed like there was whole lot of press about Paris and Britney running around L.A. for quite some time. Britney, can you say "no panties" or "no panties again?"