Britney Spears Dances to Her Own Drum

All clowns to the front of the line! Let the freak parade begin! Britney Spears was surprisingly “captured” by the paparazzi after leaving the Millennium Dance Studio over the weekend. After looking at her wardrobe, and ignoring the fact that she is wearing the hat to cover up her one-inch hair, I must still declare the whole thing a malfunction.

Oh yeah, pyscho-Brit was pulled over on Friday night speeding down Sunset Boulevard. Don’t worry they gave her a warning. What kind of officer would cite the mentally challenged?