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Paris Hilton is Going to Jail


How many times have we seen celebrities pull a “get out of jail free” card right out of their pocket when caught doing something illegal?  Quite a few times!  Well, not this time!  It seems Paris Hilton is going to jail for being found guilty of violating her probation on an alcohol-related reckless driving charge.

I feel much safer now since I know hardened criminals like Paris are off the streets. Let’s not worry about the serial murders.

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Here’s a summary of how the hearing went for Paris:

  1. Paris apologized to the judge for driving with a suspended license

  2. The Judge called her lawyer’s testimony “completely worthless”

  3. She was told she’d have to serve the full 45 days with no work release

  4. Paris starts her time in jail June 5, 2007

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