Paris Hilton is Going to Jail
How many times have we seen celebrities pull a “get out of jail free” card right out of their pocket when caught doing something illegal? Quite a few times! Well, not this time! It seems Paris Hilton is going to jail for being found guilty of violating her probation on an alcohol-related reckless driving charge.
I feel much safer now since I know hardened criminals like Paris are off the streets. Let’s not worry about the serial murders.
Here’s a summary of how the hearing went for Paris:
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Paris apologized to the judge for driving with a suspended license
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The Judge called her lawyer’s testimony “completely worthless”
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She was told she’d have to serve the full 45 days with no work release
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Paris starts her time in jail June 5, 2007

















