Paula Abdul Has Found Her Purpose in Idol

Paula Abdul apparently found her purpose in life on "American Idol," she said in an interview with OK! magazine. "Being a judge on 'American Idol' overshadows being a Grammy Award winner and selling millions of records," she said. "My purpose is bringing out everybody's best and being that cheerleader to other people's success." Abdul also responded to claims about her sometimes strange behavior on TV, saying, "I'm sick of it. I've never been drunk. I don't do recreational drugs. It's defamation of character." Ah, ah, bullzhit!