I be you’re not, but guess what? “Hey Paula,” the reality show chronicling the hectic life of “American Idol” judge Paula Abdul premieres June 28 on Bravo. The series follows Paula as she gets ready for the Grammys, and finds her dog biting into a borrowed million-dollar ring, has some drama with the “Bratz” filmmakers, changes out of a Valentino gown in a car on the way to an L.A.-to-Philadelphia flight and decides to redesign her jewelry line hours before appearing to promote it on QVC. And that’s just day one! If she takes as many drugs and drinks as many cosmos as I think she does on “Idol,” then Paula Abdul”s new show just might be better than a fork in my hand. Oh, and I really like the MILF-ish cleavage.