David Hasselhoff Upset Over Tabloid Reports

The Hoff is pissed off. David Hasselhoff is steaming over tabloid reports that he was raging drunk on the night he won legal custody of his two daughters. Now that he's been wrongly hassled, the Hoff is threatening all offenders: Apologize or I'll take your ass to the cleaners! Ah, a lawsuit! Hey, what would this world be like without lawyers and litigation?