Gisele Bundchen Celebrates Her Birthday!

Dear Gisele Bundchen, I realized that your birthday was Friday July 20th, so please except my most sincere apology on these belated birthday wishes. Regardless, congratulations on turning 27-years old and also having the title of ”World’s Highest Paid Supermodel,” you’ve earned it! All those years of scraping by on $50,000 a show are over.

Oh, and congrats on being the face for Dolce and Gabbana. This could be your year to really break out! And yes, I will be attending your super-exclusive private party next month to help you “raise the roof” (sorry I RSVP-ed here). Ciao!