Paris Hilton Gets a New Gig

Move over “The Simple Life,” Paris Hilton has got a new gig in the works. I know you can barely contain your excitement while waiting for me to tell you, so maybe I’ll just wait and tell you later. Nah, I couldn’t do that to you guys, I know how important Paris is to you guys. Well, it looks as if Paris is expanding her horizons to the big screen. No not anymore homemade porno movies. We’ve all seen the kinda work she’s done there, and sadly that is probably her best work. I’m talking about the other big screen, a big screen-musical Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Yep that’s right, OPERA! I really can’t even say anymore about it, just read the full story over at People, if you feel the need.