Lil Kim Is Not So Little

Wow, what has happened to Lil? Kim? Time for a name change and I’m thinking “Lil’ Bigga Kim” or possibly “Lil Mo’ Kim.” I know she has never looked quite right to me, but this is much worse than I remember. She looks like she is wearing a clown mask and a dress 2 sizes too small. Although Kim messed up her face years ago, I wasn?t aware that her body had grown proportionate to her ego.

I have a few fashion tips for ?Lil? Kim. Firstly, that dress is not appropriate AT ALL, even less so on a heffer. Second, that foundation is too light, it looks like a geisha mask. Lastly, she has had those huge eyebrows for too long. They look like they are tattooed maybe, whatever they are, they are terrible. I think it is so sad when people go overboard with plastic surgery. She is really starting to look like jacko.