It’s a bird, it’s a plane, its … Charlize Theron and her punk-ass boyfriend in Belize. Sorry for the false alarm. Charlize and her short, pudgy beau made the trek to South America recently and were captured having a ball down by the river. In California, the beaches are a big deal.

Apparently in Belize, rivers are trendy… or maybe not so trendy. Sometimes it’s cool to not be cool. What’s she being here? Confused. 

More Charlize Theron Photos.