If you ask me, Britney has lost her mind one too many times to think she can salvage this train wreck of a life she’s been living.  She’s entered a whole new dimension, one even worse than the Twilight Zone, she has entered the Britney Zone!  A zone where reality is fantasy, and well hell — everything is a fantasy!

According to Rush & Molloy, Brit is planning a “surprise” performance at the MTV Video Music Awards September 9th in Las Vegas.

It’s doubtful I’ll watch the awards, but if I happen to stumble upon it and see her on stage — I’m just going to keep on flipping the channel!