What’s this you ask, Paris having kids? As in Paris Hilton? That’s right. And this rich bitch always gets whats she wants! In a recent interview with Elle Magazine, Paris blurted out, “I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.” I wonder if she’s got a man in mind or if she’s just going to rub those comforters from the Hilton all over her until she gets pregnant. Yuk!

By the way, this shot of Charlize Theron was only used to portray my thoughts on Paris having kids. In no way were the names changed to protect the innocent. Besides, since when has Paris been innocent!