Today is the day we find out if OJ Simpson gets out of jail on bail… again. His lawyers are asking that OJ be released under his own recognizance, but I’m guessing bail will be set somewhere around, let’s say… $1,000,000 (said in Dr. Evil fashion), if at all. Considering the judge already believes OJ is a flight risk, I say there is only a 50/50 chance he even gets a chance to walk out the jail door.

You may recall the famous tag-line from Simpson’s last trial, “If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.” Well, it looks like this round it’s going to be something like, “The goods are mine, there is no crime!”