Britney Spears Claims She Will Out Sell Everyone

Britney Update #1:  Nothing new here really, but it seems even more evident that Britney Spears will be losing her 50:50 custody rights to her children. Britney was to stay away from drugs and alcohol prior to visiting her kids. A Hollywood source said that HAS NOT been the case. I. am. so. surprised.

Britney Update #2:  “The Britney” has done it again. She opened her mouth after one of her drunk/high sessions and now looks even more like an ass. Is that even possible? Anyway, Britney Spears has now stated that her new album will out sell all other albums released on November 13, includig Celine Dion’s. Yeah, cause Britney’s voice is so much better. Not.