George Clooney Gets 27 Employees Suspended

Some people will do anything to get out of work - It seems that a few hospital staffers wanted to know a little too much about Mr. George Clooney. Get this, twenty-seven, count ‘em, twenty-seven employees at North Bergen, New Jersey’s Palisades Medical Center, where the “Michael Clayton” actor and his girlfriend were hospitalized in September after their motorcycle accident, have been suspended for four weeks for allegedly looking at Clooney’s confidential medical information.

“This is the first I’ve heard of it,” Clooney said in a statement. “And while I very much believe in a patient’s right to privacy, I would hope that this could be settled without suspending medical workers.”