Jessica Biel at the 2007 Spike TV Scream Awards

Jessica Biel at the Spike TV Scream Awards: Why, Justin Timberlake, why couldn’t you be here with me tonight to accept my Spike award for all my awesome acting I do half-clothed? Is it because my guns are bigger than yours or because I insist on washing my clothes on my washboard abs. Don’t be jealous!

Justin, let’s get lost tonight, I can be your sane Britney Spears tonight…

Jessica Biel on the Set of Her New Movie – Powder Blue