What do you get when you mix Jessica Biel, an umbrella, and a photographer?  A whole lot of rage that’s been building up against the paparazzi is what.  Apparently, when the pap was trying to snap some photos of Jessica, she yelled at him, “get a real job that does not involve stalking people.”  It’s a damn good thing for that guy that Jessica wasn’t carrying golf clubs in that bag or it’d have gotten messy! Fore!