Britney Spears Does Not Regain Custody!

The decision is in for Britney Spears and the judge says… she has NOT regained custody of her kids! In the shocker of the year (yeah, right), the presiding judge gave Britney three visits per week, with two lasting from 12:00 noon to 7:00 pm and one overnight visit. Of course, all visits will still be monitored.

Oh, and Britney Spears has to provide proof to the court by Friday that she has child-proofed her pool area. You mean she hadn’t already?!