Matt Damon was named People‘s Sexiest Man Alive 2007, topping a list that included other supposedly decent looking guys such as Patrick Dempsey, Johnny Depp, Ryan Reynolds, Will Smith, and Ben Affleck. People had this to say:

You’ve given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime,” Damon, 37, told People, explaining why he couldn’t possibly accept the crown – which perfectly demonstrates many of the reasons we chose him in the first place: irresistible sense of humor, rock solid family man, heart-melting humility.”

And of course don’t forget the mega-million dollar films he’s been in, I’m sure that weighs in on the selection process as well.

What’s the deal People? Seriously, you think all the sexiest men alive live in California? What about right here? We need some NewsToob staff representation up in that biotch? Matt Damon, I could kick his ass… put some reverse-Bourne kung fu on his ass. Yeah, we will see who is sexy then.