Be Thankful on Thanksgiving Like Michael Jackson

November 21st, 2007 • Filed Under

Be Thankful on Thanksgiving Like Michael Jackson

America is the greatest country in the world, so be thankful for everything you have! When this country was first claimed by western Europeans (away from the Native Americans), there was nothing here but beautiful landscapes and abounding native wildlife, but neither an iPhone nor reality TV.

In the matter of several hundred years, America has really has made anything possible. Minerals and metals were turned into computers, vehicles can be found via satellite, “special needs” persons can become President, and even a good African-American boy can grow up to be a psychotic white woman.

Yes, we have a lot to be thankful for!


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  1. Comment by J Rose on 23 November 2007:

    The snark is a bit lost when you post it using one of the computers you mentioned.

    PS: The Indians sucked. You mention abundant wildlife? That’s because the indians systematically exterminated all the megafauna on the continent – the bison had no predators left big enough to eat them, so they bred like rabbits. Jerks.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleistocene_megafauna

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