Britney Spears Is A Shoplifter, Psycho

Good grief what the hell is Britney Spears going to end up doing next?  I’m kinda scared to even venture a guess with all the crazy antics she’s pulled lately.

The Sun UK reports:

She responded: “I stole something? Oooh, I’m bad!”
Luckily for Britney, the owner, JATINDER KAUR, is refusing to press charges, preferring to wait until she returns and pays him back.
He said: “Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39 (68 pence). I’m hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it.
“I know she can afford to pay for it, but I’m not planning to file a police report. It’s still not right for her to steal the lighter.
“I hope she will do the right thing the next time she comes here.”

That’s right, she has an assload of money so let’s let her get away with murder!  It worked for some other celebrity so why not Brit?