Blonde Ambition DVD Released - Finally!

Well, you’ve waiting for it and your ship has finally come in - and just in time for Christmas! Yes, Blonde Ambition, starring un-acclaimed actress Jessica Simpson, was released Tuesday on DVD.  It looks like all of your lame-ass Christmas wishes are going to come true this year, lame-ass!

Just look at Jessica Simpson’s acting ability. See how she manages to stand, look, and hold a dog all at the same time! I smell Oscar, but unforunately for Jess he’s the guy on her right.