Dumbo Britney Spears Loses The Kids

Britney Spears went even more pyscho than ususal earlier today when Spears held her kids hostage and locked herself in a bathroom, but things are only getting worse for the dumbass. People reported:

Kevin Federline is “awarded sole legal custody and sole physical custody of the minor children,” court Commissioner Scott Gordon said in a written ruling after an emergency hearing. Gordon said Spears’s “visitation with the minor children is suspended pending further order of the court.” The order is in effect until Jan. 14. After the 40-minute hearing, Federline’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan said: “There are no winners here.” He said he was “not happy about any of the events that have happened.”…Spears, meanwhile, is not facing any criminal charges - for now. “The LAPD is not planning to file any charges against Ms. Spears at this time,” Officer April Harding tells PEOPLE. “The investigation is ongoing.”