Is Dick Going Nuts?

Which celebrity is going balls out to have a good time?

I’m happy to report that the Dick in this photo is moron Richard Simmons. Actually, no, I’m sorry. No, not sorry that he’s a moron, because he totally is, but because it’s easy to report smut and you get short-changed regarding the educational articles that you deserve.

First, our public education system obviously lets you down and now this. Sorry.