Heidi Montag Maxim Photos

Just when you thought Heidi Montag was as useless as a freezer during an Alaskan winter, the guys at Maxim sign her up for her very own Maxim photo spread. Her only real talent may be walking around wearing bikinis and lingerie, but she is absolutely making it work for her! It’s so funny that it’s actually working.

Heidi is as lame as Paris Hilton, who was famous for nothing until she finally became famous for something. I’m still not sure what that was…