Britney Spears Has an Impact on George Clooney

Actor George Clooney is saying Britney Spears forced him to move from his home. George admits he had no clue he lived near Britney until her child-hostage standoff with police occurred on January 3. George said: 

“I just found out, like, 10 days ago that I must live within, like, 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. I found out because I came home at 10 o’clock at night and there was all the helicopters over my house with these lights. I think, Someone’s broken out of prison.”

After Clooney was spooked with all the commotion, the crazy man continued:

“I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film, and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in my guesthouse. I said, ‘Are you OK?’ She’s like, ‘Yes.’ I said, ‘If there’s someone in the place, say the word Stonehenge,’ and she’s like, ‘What the f**k are you talking about?’ So now I have to move.”

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