Britney Spears Has an Impact on George Clooney
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Written by: NewsToob | Jan 24, 2008 | 0 comments |
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Actor George Clooney is saying Britney Spears forced him to move from his home. George admits he had no clue he lived near Britney until her child-hostage standoff with police occurred on January 3. George said:
“I just found out, like, 10 days ago that I must live within, like, 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. I found out because I came home at 10 o’clock at night and there was all the helicopters over my house with these lights. I think, Someone’s broken out of prison.”
After Clooney was spooked with all the commotion, the crazy man continued:
“I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film, and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in my guesthouse. I said, ‘Are you OK?’ She’s like, ‘Yes.’ I said, ‘If there’s someone in the place, say the word Stonehenge,’ and she’s like, ‘What the f**k are you talking about?’ So now I have to move.”
Bonus Britney Spears Doing Nothing Pics:
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