Subtle…Very Subtle

Boy, is Gerard Depardieu one subtle guy or what!?  Here he is seen “sneaking” a peek at Sophia Loren’s chest and isn’t at all worried about being noticed.

I swear, if Gerard had looked any harder he would have had his face buried in her cleavage!  Were they built for speed or for comfort?  Did you motorboat ‘em?  You ole motorboatin’ son of a bitch you!