“Hottie And The Nottie” Has It All Wrong

Trust me when I say I have no f*#king desire to go and waste $20 to see “Hottie And The Nottie“.  I wouldn’t even bother renting it on Netflix to waste 2 hours of my life I’d never get back.  I’d rather go and watch Jessica Simpson’s new blockbuster “Blonde Ambition,” OK maybe not!

From what I have briefly seen on TV, Paris Hilton plays the “hottie” (I know, that is a joke in itself) in the movie, while Christine Lakin gets stuck playing the “nottie.”  In all reality, this is just so damn backwards, but I’ll let you decide who’s really the hottie in these pictures.

Paris Hilton - Nottie:

Christine Lakin - Hottie:

 Loading …