Paris Hilton, Hottie, and Nottie are All Flops

 Paris Hilton’s new film “The Hottie And The Nottie” flopped big time at the box office. The film actually opened in theaters on February 8, but it only earned $225,000! Paris was rightly slammed for her “performance” in the romantic comedy — and one Los Angeles newspaper called it “a blot on even Paris Hilton’s dignity.” Ouch! A source close to the socialite said she is “devastated” that the film wasn’t a hit.

“After her attempt at being a pop star failed, she really wanted to be a proper actress. It’s hard to see how any studio or director will touch her after this.”

Poor Paris! But I can’t stop laughing! What will she try next?

For those that have time to spare: 

In the movie, Paris Hilton plays “the hottie” Cristabel who is best friend’s with June, who is not “hot.” June, played by Christine Lakin, gets in the way of Cristabel’s relationship with her childhood friend Nate, played by Joel David Moore. Nate begins to realize June is the one for him.