There is not a lawyer in all of Hollywood-land that wants to represent Britney Spears — and Britney wants to know WTF is up! But, oh no, she’s not sitting passively by and taking it on the chin. Something has climbed up Britney‘s ass and she’s going proactive and breaking out her “Terminator” move — she wants to speak with Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger!

No taxation without representation!! A source close the Briterminator said:

“Britney says her civil rights have been violated and she wants to talk to Arnold about it. She wants the governor to look into why she can’t get an attorney.”