Jennifer Lopez is Mother to the Six Million Dollar Twins!

According to sources, Jennifer Lopez’s and Marc Anthony’s unborn twins are punking your ass! The parents are set to sell pictures of their twins for as much as $6 million. How much were you worth before you were born? And now? Some things never change.

Preliminary reports say the twin payout will be split between People magazine and OK! magazine, who both plan to purchase international rights to the Lopez twins photos.

The soon-to-be broken record for the highest selling celebrity baby photos was previously held by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. The first pictures of their daughter Shiloh sold to People for nearly $4 million. Of course, Jennie is going to have 2 kids, so if you think of it that way it’s a meager $3 mil a head.

Bonus Pregnant Jennifer Lopez Photos: