Paris Hilton has a new man in her life! Although by looking at him, most would not describe this dude as ”new.” Yeah, he’s old — and a monk! And my early analysis of the relationship describes this pair as “promising.”

A monk is perfect for Paris. She is self-centered and he’s not supposed to speak so she can rattle on all night about her next music single, TV show, or how she’s going to get that bitch Lindsay Lohan.

Oh, and the virgin-like white dress is a nice touch for a first date.