Soccer matches aren’t generally worthy of note, but the other night’s US-Honduras had not only the chance of an Olympic berth at stake, but — more importantly — a scantily clad fan named Tiffany May interrupting play. More photos here, the mug shot here, and sh*tty Zapruder video here.

Sadly, as evidenced by our National School System, Tiffany wasn’t properly instructed in her younger years on the “proper” way to streak. You however can send your best wishes to her via her Myspace — when she returns from jail.