There are four things you can expect at the beach: sand, water, bikinis, and Pamela Anerson’s tits. Oh wait, that makes 5 things! I know it’s nothing new, but here is actress Pam Anderson literally hanging out at the beach showing her over-stuffed fake cans for all the world to see.

I guess if I was a woman that paid good cheddar for some California fakies I would want to show them off, too. It’s kind of like a guy that spends a shitload of money on a fancy sports car — you just got to show it off! Those kind of guys tend to be attracted to to celebrities like Pamela Anderson.