In most circles, Paris Hilton has always had a reputation of being sort of a boob, but now she’s squeezing her real boobs together with the help of an industrial-strength, customized wonder bra! So for the guys out there, you’re getting three boobs per photo! Try getting that off Yahoo News!

First, it was talk of Paris and Benji getting engaged — and now these oddly engaging photos. Paris, you are the coolest and richest boob in all the land!