Johnny Depp Is Trojan Man

I’ve always wondered who the real Trojan Man was, and now I finally know.  It’s none other than Johnny Depp!  Johnny is reportedly getting offered $10 million to become the new face of Trojan condoms.  Shit, for $10 million I’ll wear a life-sized rubber and dance around to promote safe sex!  The Daily Star reports:

“Depp, 44, a big advocate of safe sex education, would be expected to appear in a series of offbeat TV commercials for the company’s new Magnum range. Trojan bosses believe “Rubber Johnny” would not only expand sales in the US but also help inspire an anti-AIDS campaign to send free condoms to third world countries. The Pirates Of The Caribbean star also holds huge sway with teen fans and one slogan the ad executives are playing with is: “Stand up with Johnny for safer sex.”