Charlize Theron at Christian Dior 2009 Cruise Collection

When a celebrity like Charlize Theron comes out wearing an outfit as hideous as this one, what do you say? I am at a loss for words that would adequately describe how I feel about how horrible this outfit she’s wearing really is.

Who would have thought Charlize Theron, Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, would have come out resembling Barney or a Purple People Eater? I quit… there just isn’t anything more to say about Charlize’s dress disaster!